Funny Status for Whatsapp and Facebook Instagram

 Here are the Funny Status.You can checkout Funny Whatsapp Status below. Hope you will like these Funny Whatsapp Status. Currently, I am sharing two Whatsapp Status but later on I will add more Statuses.

• My GF will look beautiful in Adhaar Card.
  
  
• My Study Period = 20 Minutes , Rest Time = 2 Hours.
  
  
• Always respects your self!
  
  
• Save Water, Drink Wine!!
  
  
• Marriage is the cause of divorce.!
  
  
• All the Rules are made.. to be break.
  
  
• Drunk people run on Red Light..., Normal people wait for them to turn green.!
  
  
• People that Change Love status after 30 Sec... GF is the Reason...
  
  
• No I didn't trip ...The floor looked like ...it needed a hug!
  
     
• Man ask a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that girl... , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"!
  
  
• Brain is Work More When You can use.....
  
  
• Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone...
  
  
• Alcohol will give different, type of power!..
  
  
• 70% boy Have GF ,other Have Brain!
  
  
• #3 Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!
  
  
• I don't drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
  
  
• High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!
  
  
• If your are still hate me!then No Problem!..
  
  
• Brain is the best worker,When you can use it...